KIDS JOKES
KIDS JOKES
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
Why did the fish go to school?
To learn how to spell its name.
Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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